Poetry from the good times

I came across some old poems I wrote in middle school. Here they are. They are all pretty lame but I got a little laugh out of it.

Candy
Candy if the best kind of food,
If you don’t share everyone will call you rude.
So you give it away,
And it’s all gone for the day.
You start to cry,
And say “Oh my!”.
Tomorrow you buy some more,
but you drop it on the floor.

Hair
He lost his hair,
And thought it wasn’t fair.
He bought something to help it grow,
He wanted his hair to go down to his toe.But it didn’t grow

McDonalds
With my burger I had some fries,
Saying they have no fat and calories are all just lies.
I finished my meal with a drink,
Which really got me start to think.
I walked outside the door,
And suddenly realized I wanted some more.
But I didn’t want to munch,
Because I had already eaten my lunch.